Monday, December 22, 2008

25 26 27 28 ??

Weh keje 3 hari je this week. Kamis 25th dah cuti...until 28th...im not on call...so ape nak buat nii???

  • Balik Brisbane? -Hmmm budak budak sane pon tatau nak wat ape. Picnic? and surely they nak shopping on Boxing day which I've been to each of them for last 4 years maybe. Nothing interesting pon boxing day takde aa gile2 sgt discount..Moreover, copper would be floating around the roads, gile x best!

  • Explore Gladstone? hmm sound promising..byk gak blom explore.. cave, jungle tracking, lake... mcm menarik..

  • Mackay? haaa ni aku mmg dah lameee gile geram nak pegi.. ade suatu dulu mintak keje kat sane tapi tak dapek..5hrs drive gak ke sane...ade gak outdoor xtvt fishing, jungle tracking..menarik gak...

  • Ingat nak amek PADI Open Water Cert...harga $450 for 4days...ngam2 dah..tp depa plak tak buat time christmes...aisehh tak puasa pon nak raye ke derang ni? Diving mmg bes aar...cam berada di alam lain...byk kali dah aku mimpi dive siap bley nafas dlm air takyah pakai tong oksigen...hmm guess hav to do it other time.
  • Test drive Telo Kuning? cam menarik gak, last weekend dah check and patch dah mane2 yang perlu...engine plak belom ade...nak kayuh je bley tp kene kat lake aa...hmm ajak housemate pon cun gak...bley fishing skali..
  • Duk umah abiskan game? Hmm byk gak game lately keluar tp tak abis2 lain main...Left 4 Dead, C&C Red Alert 3, Fifa09, Fallout3, Farcry2..tp duk umah membersarkan perut merosakkan mate jee...tak sihat tak sihat..
  • Bundaberg trip with kekawan? hmm menarik tu mmg ler..tp derang ni nak aku turun brisbane dulu then drive naik atas smule..sakit gak tu...Bundaberg dlm 4hrs drive gak from Brisbane to North...3hrs from Gladstone to South...nak sgt2 pi kilang Bundaberg yang buat ginger beer tu...

Hmmmm??? Suggestion??

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Sembang bersama Jemay

Hari hari celik mata pagi pagi mende pertama teringat adalah masa depan dan ape dah nak jadi ngan aku ni. Beribu soalan ditanya², maka berikut adalah temubual dan beberapa soalan yang sering ditanya dan dijawab oleh diri aku hari² yang ingin dikongsi bersama.

Jemay: Oi Azman, pekabar?
Azman: Baik baik...baru bgn tido ni..ko?
Jemay: Ouhh aku pon baru bgn tido gak ni...ko baik aku pon baik aah

Jemay: Hmm ok, adakah anda puas/gembira dengan hidup anda masa kini?
Azman: Tak sangat, tinggal berjauhan ngan kawan², famili dan sedara, bidadari adalah amat sukar. Lame dah tak beraya dan hadir majlis kawin. Rasanya amat selfish. Anak sedara sendiri pon x penah jumpa, abg kawin pon x pegi. Teruk bro.

Jemay: Bape lame lagi anda nak lepak kat Ozi yg bosan ni?
Azman: Eh eh? tahu gak ko ozi ni bosan ye. Tah ar, a.t.m, aku stuck kat sini sbb tunggu PR tak dapek² lagi. Sian si bidadri tu duk ulang alik utk update bridging visa. Dapat je PR, zooomm aku nak cabot, kawin sepam, pastu after 2 years dtg smule ozi ngan bidadari..perkkk baru bermakna hidup kat sini. ;) ;)

Jemay: Dimanakah anda nampak diri anda dalam masa 2 tahun dari sekarang?dan 10 tahun akan datang?
Azman: 2 tahun: Keje di Brunei baru kawin time tu. Ceewahhh.... 10 tahun? Stil in grey area. Tah aa macam² mende bley berlaku. Kene pilih antara Malaysia, Brunei dan Australia.

Jemay: Adakah anda rasa diri anda bijak dan genius?
Azman: Genius tak aa, bijak sikit² kot, tu pon tgk mood nak jadi bijak ke tak. Tapi what is really matter is how you plan to survive.

Jemay: One word describe yourself?
Azman: CHARM...ceeewahh perasan..tak tak...aku describe diri aku as LUCKY. Sbb bila pikir balik, ape yang aku nak semua cam datang sendiri tanpa usaha 100% dari aku sendiri. Macam tibe² je jatuh ke riba.
Jemay: Eh tapi ko Charm gak per? (puji ko puji aku gak, ehehe) neway, pepatah melayu describe yourself?
Azman: Pelan pelan kayuh. Aku ni slow dalam bertindak. Hesitated camtu, takde confident sgt...kekadang buat² confident pon ade gak.

Jemay: Anda suka dengan kerjaya anda (IT)? apakah cita² anda masa skolah dulu?
Azman: IT kat Aus ni bley cari makan, aku sbenarnyer x kisah sebenarnyer keje ape asalkan hati hepi ngan keje dan duet masuk so ok la. Cita time kecik² nak jadi penyanyi...baru sedar sbenarnyer suara aku ni x sedap. haha

Jemay: Apakah yang anda dapat setelah bekerja hampir 18 bulan di negara Australia?
Azman: Dapat duit aa kot, dan kerja dgn mat saleh ni bley tahan karenah. Depa ni pemalas gak, suka sembang² time keje buang mase. Tapi time buat kerja, derang buat betul² supaya tak buat keje dua kali. Rata² derang tak suka bau sardin/seafood tapi kalau bacon, macam jumpe harta karun yang bley makan. Ade ke patut dierang kate aku makan cat food??padahal sardin...ceit. Mereka suka berlawak tapi aku rase kekadang takde aa lawak pon (maybe aku x paham lawak
derang). Selama 18 bulan bekeje aku buat² gelak je aa time mereka berlawak. Agak penat gak buat² gelak combo kene buat expression muka macam paham lawak tu.

Jemay: Bape byk dah keje yang penah anda buat kat Ozi ni?
Azman: Perk byk..cleaner dan pencuci jamban selama 2 taun, pengedar iklan dan akhbar bersama awek, contractor bina skolah bersama Zen, keje Domino piza, waiter kat kedai kari, coach softball budak skolah rendah dan kutip telor ayam. Semua keje bes aku suka. Duit byk aku ni boros beli mende pelik jee...last2 takde saving pon. But ok aa survive gak idup x mintak duit ngan mak bapak time student dulu2.

Jemay: Ape yang anda suka/tidak suka di negara Australia?
Azman: Suka: Golf course murah dan cun. Weather tak panas sgt. Income best.
Tak suka: Dah lama tak pi masjid. Kat Kelantan wajib 5 waktu jemaah. Kat sini mmg takde masjid. Mak aku pon tak berape hepi gitu. Makan pon susah gak, kat Gladstone ni satu je kedai kebab yang halal. Butcher halal tader. So kalau aku kehabisan stock halal, aku transform perut aku jadi vegetarian. And other thing, mat saleh is very poyo.

Jemay: Mende paling anda rindu skarang?
Azman: Mak kau!Hahahaha
Jemay: Uish..elok² sket bro, mak aku mak ko gak..
Azman: Ha'ah, tul gak tu..ok ok, Banyak! : Bidadari, Kampung Penambang, Jimi dan kiki, Cendol Pulut Tapai (CPT) tepi Balai Bomba kat KB. Perkkk!

*Pekene 5 mangkuk CPT baru puas ni.

Jemay: Wanita paling cantik dalam dunia?
Azman: Ko dan Elisha Curtbert (24, Girl Next Door, Wax House)
Jemay: Aku? Wanita?Jap, cek jap,...ehhh ko kot?
Azman: Hoi pesal tgk aku punye? oi!

Jemay: Manusia paling benci dalam dunia?
Azman: Hu huu mmg wujud. Mat Saleh ni cikgu aku time kat Perth dulu. Tahu je aa English aku tak credit beb SPM. Tunggang langgang time fly awal² dulu. Ya mmg struggle gile nak beli ticket bas pon tak tau nak cakap camne. Neway, time tu baru je halfway course tapi mamat gile ni dah suruh aku berhenti blaja suh aku buat course lain. Tak puas hati tul aku, siap antar surat kat mak bapak aku..mmg sedeh gile aa derang...tp time tu aku x booost abis lagi blaja dan tak fail pon lagi..final exam pon lambat lagi time tu. Ape tah perangai ended up takleh refund derang amek school fees yg almost AUD8k tu. Nasib baik mak aku sayang, die percaya kat aku terus aku bawak hati blaja kat Queensland. Sampai laa skang. Kalau ade pistol, mamat ni laa yang aku akan tembak tapi tanak kasik die mati, kasik suffer...huuuuu...tp aku rase cikgu tu cikgu favourite bidadari..opssi..

Jemay: Jika anda ditakdirkan dilahirkan dengan kekayaan dan kemewahan, dimanakah anda berada di masa ini?
Azman: Perkkkkhhh bes gileerr...aku mmg duk kat salah satu pulau aku punya. Keje aku mengira ikan dalam laut. Dan kalau ade change aku tangkap laa ikan tu. Hari hari berenang...uiyiooo bess besss..

Jemay: Perasaan anda bila menjadi bahan gelak kawan racist kelantan?
Azman: Rasict tak dapek dielakkan, samalah di mana ade keling di situ juga ade racist. Tapi aku tak terasa pon sbb aku bukan dilahirkan di Kelantan. Akunye slang pon takde aa bunyi kelantan, tapi ade gak budak sengal panggil aku 'Budu'?? tu gibbrish laa

Jemay: Adakah ada puas hati belajar di oversea?
Azman: Aku tak suka blaja walau di mana pon. Kelas pon slalu ponteng, dtg pon time nak exam sbb nak dpt tips exam. Tak tau puas hati camner? tapi bes gak kot tibe2 grad...hehehe..

Jemay: Perkara yang paling gila penah anda lakukan?
Azman: Aiseh apesal tanye soklan ni? Ade mmg ade, awek aku sendiri pon tak tau pasal ni. Abis dah big secret aku ni. Panjang citenye tapi aku ringkaskan la. Waktu tu time blaja kat UQ dulu. Ade satu malam jam 2am tgh keje cleaner kat uni, mase tu exam week. Tah setan genius mane tah masuk dalam badan aku, aku curik masuk dlm bilik lecturer aku, curi exam paper aku yang aku buat siang tadi. Copy jawapan yang betul dari paper org lain yang dah ditanda. Berpeluh dan menggetar aa time tu sbb akunye keje kene basuh jamban bukan patutnya berada di bilik lecturer. Time aku dengar ade org lalu kat luar, terus aku sembunyi senyap2. Kalau kantoi mmg mati keras laaa. Tapi result...Kezzzzzzzzzzooommm! Distiction babeeehh! Itulah kehebatan cleaner yang ade master key. Jgn jeles.

*Ada cerita disebalik troli.

Jemay: Banyak ke duit saving anda sekarang? Kenapa nak saving?
Azman: Duet byk masuk dan banyak kuar...keje pon tak sampai 2 taun lagi. Saving laa brade nak kawin ni! Luqzan dah kawin, aku pon nak gak...tak tahan beb.
Jemay: Tak tahan mende weh?
Azman: Tgk ko!
Jemay: Huh??

Jemay: Bende paling benci dalam diri anda?
Azman: Rabun warna. Penat fikir kaler ape kalau nak differ, tengok2 same je kalernye...org lain nampak kaler lain, aku nampak lain...

Jemay: Adakah anda akan jadi seorang bapak dan suami yang berjaya?
Azman: InsyaAllah aku cuba yang terbaik. Soalan ape jenis ko ni? macam laaa interview sbb aku nak kawin esok ni...amek ko! (sekeh kepala)
Jemay & Azman : Adoi!

Jemay: Dah laa malas aa tanya lagi. Gi aaa keje tu...aku nak tido. Aku nak interview aa plak kat blog geng2 lain yang takde idea nak post ape kat blog je. Bagus utk ko bace kat opis nanti.
Azman: Ok ok, aku dah lewat dah ni...Terima kasih Jemay.
Jemay: Sama sama daun keladi.


*Definition Jemay: Nama panggilan Azman dlm bhs kelantan.


Jemay suruh aku putarkan lagu ni kat blog aku:



Akustatik - OAG

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Sepelet politik aussies

Hari ni aku terasa sket ngan politic mat saleh kat sini. Biaseknye aku tak kisah pon ape depa nak buat. Meh kite sembang politik sket.

Life Travel Gold Pass:
Ape makna? Travel advantage kepada former member parliments during their lifetime! Lifetime tu bro...ok berikut ape yg depa dpt:
  • An entitlement to a cap of 25 domestic return trips annually for former eligible parliamentarians during their lifetime. (main cap cam phone la plak)
  • Travel to be "not for a commercial purpose" (yeah, makan² angin)
  • Travel is by scheduled air, rail, bus, tram, ferry or vehicular service or on a combination of these scheduled services (naik la ko ape saje)
  • Travel is at the class determined for serving parliamentarians, currently First or Business Class. The Remuneration Tribunal determines the class of travel for serving parliamentarians (nak yang selesa saje)
  • Accrued Frequent Flyer Points to be used to offset future travel in line with government policy. Any Points used in this way will "count" against the entitlement cap (tak paham pesal aku tak bley ade Frequent Flyer tp depa bley)
  • Serving parliamentarians who become eligible for a Life Gold Pass, shall have it suspended until they retire from Parliament
  • The "legally married husband…or wife" of a Life Gold Pass holder is entitled to a cap of 25 domestic return trips. Each trip must be for the purpose of "accompanying or joining" the Pass holder (perkkkk kalau 5 bini dah meriah dah trips)

OKey...ni plak Departent of Finance and Administration Reports indicate that in the 6 month period between July to December:
  • Over $434,000.00 was spent on free travel for retired politicians and their spouses that hold life gold travel passes.
  • Over $71,000.00 was spent on free travel for retired politicians and their spouses that are not eligible to hold life gold travel passes.
  • Over $64,000.00 was spent on free travel, private plated vehicles and Comcar expenses for ex Prime ministers.

Hu hu hu kuat tul jalan derang ni. Neway, ni utk FORMER je baru...tu only for travel tak termasuk accomodations, allowance and what not. Dan kalau include the current parlimentarians? haa begini some of the figure you can see here. Amcam? Menarik...

Mende ni dah lame dah jadi issue sbb the amount they spend for those ppl are too ridiculous and unnecessary. I saw it in Today Tonight program the other day, mmg dasyat figure depa ni. Aku skang nak angin sket bukan ape, sbb smalam aku dpt emel from Public Service Commissioner:

"I wish to inform you that the Premier has requested that, unless exceptional circumstances apply, it is now mandatory for Government employees to use the Airtrain service when travelling to and from the Brisbane CBD and Brisbane airport on official business during operational hours of the service. This initiative is seen as a way to both reduce costs and the Queensland Government's carbon footprint.All staff travelling to and from Brisbane airport must ensure compliance with this policy which applies with immediate effect"

Valid grounds for exemption might include -
  • Value for money (eg where there are a number of people to be transported and the cost of a taxi service is less than that of the Airtrain service); (not relevant!kalau 3 ppl share in a taxi dah cheaper than airtrain!)
  • A significant quantity of goods are being transported in addition to personal luggage; (not relevant! aku cnthnye ade 1 luggage, 1 beg golf + hand carry, takkan nak usung ke hulur hilir ke station kan?)
  • The traveller is physically unable to use the train service. (hmmm??tak kira la, not relevant gak!)
Ouh every government employees are given a cab charge (swipe like a credit card je on official traveling ke mane² by cab) mmg mudah dan senang...tapi skarang nak kene naik tren? waduhhhh...semua ni sbb ape? sbb depa laa ni tanak kurangkan budget mewarh travel depa so kasik susah sama kami plak! beban kami yang tanggung! tak adil langsung!

Panas gak aku sbb petang ni fly to Brisbane ade meeting esok, daaaah kene kejo tren..ceit!

Yours Truthfully,
-Pekeje kerajaan yang emo-




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*Selamat Pengantin Baru kepada Luqzan dan Sarah this weekend!!! Semoga majlis selamat dan lancar seadanya. Semoga berbahagia ke cucu cicit! Best tul aa aku nak kawin gak weh! eheh Ansar wakil kami dr Brisbane yang x dpt blk.

Wajah ayu si pengantin laki.

*'sepelet' = 'putar belit' dlm bhs kelantan


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ketidakpuashatian di Gladstone.


Ppl in Gladstone are rude.

Somehow I missed being in Cloncurry. I've discovered ppl in Gladstone randomly are rude. Not only in QAL but merata rata including in Woolies. Terlanggar troli depa sket pon nak gaduh muke monyok walaupon aku dah kate sori byk kali. Neighboor plak sengal, aku duk amek gambar view blakang umah die perasan amek gamba umah die sambil jerit 'dummy' (bodo) kat aku?? Aku rase mmg org kampong Gladstone ni lain sket aaar.

Ppl in QAL are dickhead.
This job betul2 cabar iman aku. My clients is mainly HR ppl, Engineer and Labourer. HR ppl is so-so they are ok, but labourer and engineer many of them really unprofessional to deal with. Kalau labourer tu paham2 aa maybe lack of education, but ni engineer? Aku mmg pandang tinggi kat budak2 engineer mmg hebat not only in education but otak derang. But dealing with mat saleh yg sememangnya 'dickhead' (keras kepala, sengal) mmg membuatkan aku frust ngan keje2 aku. It is not only me but my fellow mates too having the same issues. Buat blagak penat aku explain and propose stuff, but they ended up report to my manager saying im talking to much but no work? Wut the fudge?? Sori aa nak cakap byk2 kat derang. I am more working than talking. Ahah yg lagi bestnye my department (QAL Infomation Services dept) punye manager is engineer. Know nothing about IT but buat2 reti nak handle. Nasib baik our second boss (mmg IT base) ni byk cover for him and friendly giler (kaki mancing and have boat).

The job is more headaching.
The more I've learn new stuff, the more headache I've got. I think i am really really far off to be the guru yet. I love my job, something that im looking forward every morning, very excited! Somehow I feel like im not on the right IT track of what I wana do. Yep, SAP ouh SAP again..my dream job. Remember the vacancy SAP? yup will build the resume cantik2 hensem2 and apply them with sungguh2 this time. The starting pay is slightly lower than what i earn here, but for the future...kabooomm!!meletup! and demanding worldwide. And I am ready to be back in Brisbane in any time now. Finally I admit bosan weh seko² melayu kat sini. Probably working in Malaysia is more tension but in social life, easily can mix among the officemate. Bley buat kawan baik after office lepak2 pekene teh tarik main futsal same2 (correct me kawan2 if salah). But with mat saleh? pub pub pub mabok2 baru bley friendly.

Technical job is very very irritating. Especially when technical+facing with clients demands. Huhhhh menonggeng clients frust kalau mende derang nak tak menjadi. I think i am more ppl behind the stage doing the work rather than on the stage doing the show.

But no doubt the natural environments are a beauty for me. Tengok langit aku senyum, tgk bulan aku senyum, tgk air lagiii aku senyum. From the sky, water and trees lawaaa amat sgt, tu je la rakan kasik release jiwe sket. Kan best duk sini tanpa perlu keje tp duet masuk.. hehehe...

Si botak dan cable cablenya

Mende ni power oooo


Untuk cabot plate form for recabling...


My desks my crib

Off to Brisbane !
Nasib baik harini dpt gaji, sejukkk hati rasenye...and im off to Brissy this Friday-Monday. Driving there and hopefully will find my outboard engine for Telo Kuning. Abu budak segamat is there, very eager to challenge chip n putt (golf) with me. he he he ajak main tiga round in 3days cam real PGA Tour. Hehehe..Takpe, agak2 x puas hati next week aku turun Bne lagi. Will fly because have a meeting on Friday and spend weekend in Bne! Huuuu yeah I need to take it ezy to myself. Lama2 kang jadi gile keje ngan org gile.

Cathya later...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Senyuman dari galaxy

Senyuman khas dari langit menyelubungi dunia. Very nice and unique phenomenon happened last nite. Syok je renung ke langit buatku tersenyum khayal dengan anugerah Tuhan. Those takes place when the planet Venus passes directly between the Sun and Jupiter. Niceee...some researchers said will happen again in Sept 20, 2012. Yup, see you guys again in 4 years.


*Lagi menyerlah bila diselubungi awan kelam.

*Smiley face..ape tandanya?


*Taken by my 2mp mobile camera. Hahah mmg tak la..rembat dari flickr sape tah. Tq neway.